Intelligence

Oh clever me. Very well done. Choosing the first day of my raw food diet to begin on New Year's Eve. A night that i personally have always dedicated to drinking enormous quantities of champage and then coming home at four in the morning to eat whatever is in the fridge that isn't dog food. Well... I guess all i can do is restrict myself to one bottle of champage and try and eat raw food for dinner so i'm not hungry later. The biggest obstacle to anyone on a diet (and i mean biggest in a metaphorical sense) is having my friend Lolly as a best mate. She assumes the role of the Greek Momma and could make a vegetarian eat osso bucco... or a vegan eat fetta, as she has done in the past with me. I'm going to be staying at her place tonight, so i think the first day of this diet might be a little less than perfect. But i'll stick to it from breakfast to dinner... what happens after the midnight fireworks, i am not responsible for. Anyway, how much fun is life if you have to restrict yourself too much on special occasions? The joy that comes from going back to Lolly's house, finishing off the champage and scarfing a block of chocolate while we watch late night telemovies is not a pleasure i wish to be denied. HAPPY NEW YEAR!